Every now and then, a week comes along that's like a delightful pick 'n' mix of peculiar celebrations and odd traditions. This time, it’s a March medley of miraculous occasions. So, don your wittiest wig, unclog those creative pipes, strap on a snazzy fanny pack, pop some corn, and perhaps indulge in some sweet, sweet reciprocity. Come along, as we meander through the dazzling and delightful parade of upcoming holidays.
Hair-Raising High Jinks: International Wig Day
Just when you thought your neighbour’s lockdown mullet was the pinnacle of hair-raising entertainment, along comes International Wig Day on 10th March. It's the day for a saucy sartorial swap of natural locks for something decidedly more synthetic. Whether you fancy yourself as a bewigged barrister in a powdered masterpiece, or perhaps a pop star from the 80s with a neon mohawk, the choice is yours. No judgement here; it's time to let your hair down—so to speak.
International Wig Day even offers the follicly challenged their moment to transform, from the majestic mane of a lion to the questionable but trendy man bun. The magic of wigs is they allow everyone to live their best hair-life. So, why not parade into the office with a cascade of silken curls rivalling Rapunzel herself? After all, variety is the pompadour of life!
Pipes, Plumbers, and Plungers: World Plumbing Day
On to 11th March, when we tip our hats to the unsung heroes of hygiene: our marvellous plumbers. Yes, it’s World Plumbing Day! As Norse mythology has Odin with his ravens, in our culture, we have the mighty plumber with his trusty plunger. Where would civilisation be without the superlative skill of these pipe whisperers?
Plumbing prowess keeps pandemics at bay and water from washing away our home's hard-fought soundproofing. Take a moment to muse over the labyrinth of pipes lying in your abode, each one a miracle of modern engineering. Consider sharing a tip of the wrench to your go-to pipe professional or simply enjoy a drip-free day. Then again, there’s always a tap dance class if you're feeling flush!
An Accessory Revelation: International Fanny Pack Day
Onwards to 12th March, when the humble, yet hallowed fanny pack takes centre stage! Once relegated to the realm of 90s tourists and enthusiastic parents at amusement parks, fanny packs are now the über-chic accessory no Brit should be without. Art meets function in this most practical of pouches, holding everything from oxyacetylene torches to your lip balm.
Nowadays, the fanny pack has evolved, sporting designer labels and recycled materials. So, strap on your bum bag with pride, and if someone dares to question your sartorial choice, remind them that utility never goes out of fashion!
Poppers Popping: Popcorn Lover’s Day
Imagine it now: 13th March, air-popped or movie theatre-buttered, Popcorn Lover’s Day is an explosion of flavour that will leave you reaching for more. Whether you fancy your kernels salted to the high heavens, dusted with cheese, or sweet as a sugared kettle, the versatile snack has something foeveryone..
Let’s be honest, the delight isn't just in eating but also in the spectacular popping spectacle. So, break out those saucepans and whisk your taste buds away on a buttery cloud, drifting through aroma and anticipation. Remember, it’s the only day where being a popaholic is perfectly acceptable behaviour.
Love With A Twist: White Day
Finally, we've arrived at White Day on 14th March, the love sequel we never knew we needed. Originating in Japan, this day is for those who received gifts on Valentine’s Day. White Day introduces a delightful dose of gender equality to romance’s most commercial tradition.
What's the protocol? Simple yet sweet! If someone lavished you with affection or chocolates a month ago, it's time to reciprocate. Gifts typically revolve around white themes—think white chocolate or linen. Not to worry if you didn’t receive anything last month, though; White Day celebrates sweet friendships as much as cupid-struck romance. Why not spread the love to friends and family too?
Let's celebrate the delightful quirks of human culture, each day an opportunity to smile, swap wigs, solve plumbing puzzles, sport your snazzy fanny pack, savour seductive snacks, and sweeten the lives of those around us. So, mark your calendar and join in on this delightful liaison of little-known holidays.